The Nanner League

♫♪ Tim Steidten went to Amsterdam to smoke some marijuana, Came back home with Alvarez and a superstar from Ghana ♫♪

Bone, Weekly Contributor

Desperate, depleted, da fuck is going on?! Beloved Grandpa Moyes has brought us cherished memories with recent domestic and European success but always leaves you wanting more come Christmas morning. Another year, another toothbrush. Sure, it’s something you need and while the likes of Scott McTominay and Harry Maguire can be useful pieces in the system, there is much more to be desired. The East London faithful have grown tired of supporting such a bland strategy in the transfer window. Points away from relegation and no sense of creativity or urgency to improve. Why doesn’t Moyes and his staff look to build a better brand of football? We’ve been burned in the past with the signings of Felipe Anderson and Sebastian Haller but those players have proven themselves since joining other clubs. Replacing the captain of the first trophy winning team since 1965 with Man United B team players would have been absolutely pathetic but not shocking.

Perhaps the biggest acquisition of this transfer window happened off the pitch. London stadium has been buzzing about the appointment of Tim Steidten, former technical director of Bayern Leverkusen, who may just be the savior of not only this season but the future of the Irons. Alongside sporting director Mark Noble the two have given hope to a broader football strategy even if Moyes is still getting jiggy with it on the touch line. Summers were once dominated by endless rumors never coming to fruition. Tim and Nobes have changed the narrative, deals are finalized and flights to London are booked. If you don’t want to lose your favorite player, do whatever it takes to keep him off Tim’s plane. It’s all over once they’ve joined the 1.6093 km high club. In Tim We Trust.